How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb

mutlyI thought I would share a bit of humour today being that it is the festive season

This really depends on the breed of dog

Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

BEAGLE: How many cookies do I get?  – Definitely sounds like Roxy assuming she hasn’t eaten the lightbulb

Border Collie:  Just one, naturally.  Once I have changed the bulb I will check all the wiring is is upto standard

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark

Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or “We don’t need no stinking light bulb.”

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Great Dane: Just give me back my blanket and do it yourself.

Greyhound: If it isn’t moving, who cares?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

Labradoodle: Don’t worry about a light bulb, let’s all just chill out and watch a movie

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.  We’re NOT!

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!

PUG: Er, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thought, make      that two. Is that OK with you?

Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry…

Rottweiler: Are you talking to me?  Huh, you talking to me?

Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

 

How may cats does it take to change a lightbulb “Cats do not change light bulbs. People change lightbulbs. So the real question is: how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?”