I thought I would share a bit of humour today being that it is the festive season
This really depends on the breed of dog
Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
BEAGLE: How many cookies do I get? – Definitely sounds like Roxy assuming she hasn’t eaten the lightbulb
Border Collie: Just one, naturally. Once I have changed the bulb I will check all the wiring is is upto standard
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark
Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or “We don’t need no stinking light bulb.”
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Great Dane: Just give me back my blanket and do it yourself.
Greyhound: If it isn’t moving, who cares?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
Labradoodle: Don’t worry about a light bulb, let’s all just chill out and watch a movie
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. We’re NOT!
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!
PUG: Er, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry…
Rottweiler: Are you talking to me? Huh, you talking to me?
Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
How may cats does it take to change a lightbulb “Cats do not change light bulbs. People change lightbulbs. So the real question is: how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?”
